Monday, September 22, 2008

How to stay safe!

How to stay safe in the world today.

1. Avoid riding in automobiles because they are responsible for 20% of all fatal accidents.

2. Do not stay home because 17% of all accidents occur in the home.

3. Avoid walking on streets or sidewalks because 14% of all accidents occur to pedestrians.

4. Avoid traveling by air, rail, or water because 16% of all accidents involve these forms of transportation.

5. Of the remaining 33%, 32% of all deaths occur in hospitals. Above all else, avoid hospitals.

You will be pleased to learn that only .001% of all deaths occurin worship services in church, and these are usually related toprevious physical disorders.

Therefore, logic tells us that the safest place for you to be atany given point in time is at church!

Bible study is safe too.The percentage of deaths during Bible study is even less.

FOR SAFETY'S SAKE - Attend church and Bible study tomorrow.



Anonymous said...

Girl just take the space you have and double it =) taken things out of boxes helps alot.

Terrie's Lil' Piece of Serenity said...

What a cute post!

Charlotte said...

I absolutely love this. Wish I had written it. Thanks for sharing.

Connie said...

It can save anyone's life, sweet chick!! It has saved mine and hubs'!!

Grammy Staffy said...

Good advice....I hope that all of your readers follow it.... I will for sure...

Maryjane - The Beehive Cottage said...

Hello Joy!

Love this! Yes, church has saved my life over and over again!

Have a wonderful week and be safe!


Lavinia said...

I love this! I always feel at home and very safe in a church. Kinda hard to avoid roads, sidewalks, and one's own house, though....LOL...

Sue said...

Hi Joy,
Thanks for visiting my blog. Sorry it took me so long to stop by. Very good, useful post.


Love your post and I wanted to say thanks for your visit!

Donna Lynn said...

Hi Joy!
What a great thought, yes we need to spend more time in Bible study, that is never going to harm us only make us better! Good for what ails you!

Hope your doing well this week, I am trying to get things done that have been let go for the past couple of, and my BFF coming for two weeks, she left yesterday and I miss her like crazy already!
Donna Lynn

Linda said...

Hi true. Hugs, Linda

Connie said...

You are tooooo funny, chick!! LOL

Sarah C. said...


Christian said...

AMEN! This is too funny. Thanks for leaving a comment when you stopped by my blog yesterday! That little party was fun.